Gellius once heard that an uncle is supposed to scold
if anyone should say or do any hanky-panky.
Lest this should happen to himself, he screwed his uncle's
own wife and swore the uncle to silence.
Now he does what he wishes: even should he force
his own uncle to suck him off, the uncle would say not a word.

Gellius audierat patruum obiurgare solere,
si quis delicias diceret aut faceret.
Hoc ne ipsi accideret, patrui perdepsuit ipsam
uxorem, et patruum reddidit Arpocratem.
Quod voluit fecit: nam, quamuis irrumet ipsum
nunc patruum, verbum non faciet patruus.