Nascatur magus ex Gelli matrisque nefando
coniugio et discat Persicum aruspicium:
nam magus ex matre et gnato gignatur oportet,
si vera est Persarum impia religio,
gratus ut accepto veneretur carmine divos
omentum in flamma pingue liquefaciens.

Let a magus be born from the illicit union of Gellius and his mother, and let him learn the Persian art of divination: it is proper that a magus be born of a mother and her son if reports of the Persians' impiety be true that he might gratefully worship his gods with appropriate song as he melts peritoneum with fire!

Taken with kind permission from Brendan