Risi nescio quem modo e corona,
qui, cum mirifice Vatiniana
meus crimina Calvus explicasset,
admirans ait haec manusque tollens:
"di magni, salaputium disertum!"

I laughed at some guy from the crowd, when my friend
Calvus had excellently laid out the charges against Vatinius;
raising his hands in wonder, he said this, 'My God, such
A little pip - and it squeaks!'