|  | 
  
  | 
 
 
 | Author | Message |  |  | | | Posted on Tue May 27, 2008 00:10:00 |  | 
 |  |  |  | Marrucinus Asinius, you do not use your left hand nicely; in tipsy jest, you steal the napkins of the careless.
 You think this is humorous?
 You are missing the point, fool:
 This things is extremely filthy and uncharming.
 Do you not trust me?
 Trust your brother Pollion; who wants your thefts to be undone, for he is a boy of charm and wit
 Expect to write 300 hendecasyllabic poems
 Or returen my napkin to me,
 Which I am not moved by becuase of its price
 But because it is a souvineer of my companions
 For Fabullus and Veranioulus sent those Saetaban napkins to me from Spain;
 it is necessary for me to love those napkins as I love my dear Fabullus and Veranioulus
 |  |  | 
 |  |  | | | Posted at Tue May 27, 2008 03:02:15 | Quote | 
 |  |  |  | ^ that is really bad... |  |  | 
 |  |  |  | 
 |  |  |