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 | Author | Message |  |  | | | Posted on Fri Dec 09, 2005 06:52:14 |  | 
 |  |  |  | Arrius Says "herbs" when others say "'erbs"
 And "heir" when others say "'eir"
 And thought himself well-spoken,
 When he overaspirates,
 Like his mother and her parents,
 And his uncle, recently free.
 Being sent to Syria,
 Was a relief to everyone's ears.
 The roaring wind became a gentle breeze,
 And they feared no more the heavy aitch.
 But, alas, the dreaded news:
 Since his arrival,
 The Hionian Hurricane blows strong!
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