|  | | | Posted on Fri Dec 09, 2005 06:13:48 |  | 
 |  |  |  | If anyone is deserving to be Gout-ridden and goat-smelling,
 It is your rival,
 Who screws your darling,
 And gets his foulness from you.
 But whenever he $#$%s her,
 Your vengance is complete:
 The smell slays her,
 And the gout gouges him.
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